6.17.2008

How to trick puppet states into attacking your enemies for you, and possibly start WW III

(i) Shell a picnicking Palestinian family on a Gaza beach. When challenged, dispute the exact time of the shelling and claim a Palestinian mine must have coincidentally just happened to have exploded a few minutes after your gunboat shelled the area, irrespective of the fact that the physical evidence such as injuries to the head and chest would indicate a shell dropping from the sky rather than a mine exploding under the sand. If the “wrong timing” excuse is debunked, say that your shells landed elsewhere, studiously ignoring the absence of any supporting evidence for the “wrong place” claim.

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