11.25.2008

Dickipedia - Henry Paulson

Henry Merritt "Hank" Paulson Jr. (born March 28, 1946) is the current US Treasury Secretary, a past Chairman and CEO of Goldman Sachs, a future scapegoat for America’s collapse into a third world barter economy, and a dick.

Paulson’s greatest achievement in dickdom thus far is that after amassing a net worth of over $700 million while running an investment bank, he is now in charge of reforming the very system that made him so cartoonishly wealthy in the first place. It is very much like if Larry Flynt were charged with reforming the pornography industry or Carlos Mencia were hired to revamp the joke stealing industry.

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