Damn. I browse the news every morning to see what's important. Perhaps there's something you should know. I feel like a dump picker trying to cobble together an intellectual lean to out of cardboard boxes and scrap metal. What are they trying to tell us today?

You are not safe and you have too many guns, but thank goodness for the police and the military:
Body of 8 year old girl found in suitcase - ABC News
The everyday crisis of gun violence - Politico
NY gunman's rambling, paranoid letter blames cops - AP
911 worker didn't warn Pittsburgh police of guns - AP
Stolen plane from Canada escorted by US fighters - AP

Don't even think about working together, it's impossible:
Is Obama the divider in chief? - FOX News
Will basketball birth bipartisanship in Virginia? - ABC News

Don't expect any justice to come to the elites:
Judge may dismiss Ted Stevens' conviction today - AP
Optimism on US economy up: poll - Reuters
Report: No ethical misconduct by (Army Corps) engineers - AP

People still have sex aha!:
Nevada governor's divorce papers claim infidelity - LA Times

Brown people suck:
Advocates want halt on immigration raids to ensure accurate census - FOX News
Egyptian student arrested by immigration officials - AP

Working people suck:
Villagairosa tells unions concessions needed to avoid layoffs - LA Times

The internet and especially those damn bloggers are dangerous to national security:
AP accuses online news outlets of 'misappropriation'