Grimly Funny

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Fernando Tognola
April 30 2009

Of the 20 original cases detected in Mexico, half of them managed to jump in to a plane to be detected in foreign countries, statistically speaking, it would follow that of the 100 million Mexicans, half of them ( 50,000,000 ) jump into a plane any given day.

Of the cases of H1N1 (to protect the name of pigs, not the Mexicans)in foreign countries, some of them have not been to Mexico, but 1 of them speaks Spanish "from Spain", and the rest are Mexicans, this virus seems to take a look at the host passport before the deadly attack, and sometimes over reacts by the host's "peculiar accent".

Medical authorities in Mexico say they haven't confirmed deaths due to "this particular" mutation virus, or at least, no documents or proof has been given to the medical media "yet" to show what,who,when,how such cases were detected.

But in Switzerland, a box with swine flu exploded in a train with 200 people, apparently no Mexicans were on board because everyone was unaffected. The easy diagnosis of the Swiss: "this particular mutation of swine flu is not dangerous".

Normal influenza kills half a million people every year world wide without counting natural deaths complicated by fever,colds, and flu, yet, "this particular" virus is easily detected by doctors and well diagnosed even if the WHO claims its symptoms are the same as normal influenza and the U.S. CDC "doesn't know exactly what they are dealing with" according to CNN.

The E.U. URGES the population not to panic, and URGES the governments to prepare for global pandemic level 6.

When "experts" are asked about the above questions, the CDC, WHO, and medical journalists (by extreme stretch of the words?), usually answer: " there is still so much to learn abut this "particular virus".

... u bet!

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