5.29.2008

How will they do it? (Kill Obama)

How will they do it?:
  1. They will fly in a sniper from Israel (naturally) in a private jet.
  2. They will have obtained two identical rifles (to avoid TSD-style controversy about the type of rifle found), keeping the receipt from the second rifle (bought at a gun shop in the area).
  3. They will send a special invitation to the patsy, a white male from the South with three names, to attend a reception after the public rally.
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