9.26.2008

New Homeland Security magic 8 ball removes terrorists fast! Now with 100% more WTF?!

The best blogpost title ever... - Ed.

“Sorry, officer, I’ve been reading Cryptogon for so many years I thought the twitching would have stopped by now.”

Via: Fox News:

Baggage searches are SOOOOOO early-21st century. Homeland Security is now testing the next generation of security screening — a body scanner that can read your mind.