3.10.2009

Corporate Media version of top 10 political sex scandals

Hmm. You know, I bet there are literally hundreds of truly scandalous sex stories regarding our sick and twisted Illuminati elites that would curl your hair and make you vomit, but heaven forfend anyone in corporate media ever report on Bohemian Grove, Monarch sex slaves and pedophile rings. No. Instead you have this compilation of patsies. - Ed.

TIME, in partnership with CNN, presents the Top 10 Political Sex Scandals

1. Eliot Spitzer
2. John Edwards
3. David Vitter
4. Kwame Kilpatrick
5. Larry Craig
6. Barney Frank
7. Mark Foley
8. Bill Clinton (At number 8, for Pete's sake. Seemed rather more urgent at the time, did it not?)
9. Gary Hart
10. Jerry Springer

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