Just hysterical, and we need a laugh. - Ed.
It probably won't come as any surprise that one of the reasons that former prisoner of war John McCain decided to enlist Bible Spice from the Great White North as his running mate was because she had already been given the sign of the cross and a big ol' wink from Dobsonite wing of the party. Her evangelical background, as well as her hardline stance on abortion, combined with her skepticism regarding evolution, scientific inquiry, gravity, and the existence of verbs made her mighty desirable to the Jesus folk.... in a purely spiritual way. And without the vote of the evangelicals the McCain campaign was just going to be so much whacking off with no happy ending to come on November 4th.
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