Dear Sarah
Or may I call you "Governor" seeing as that is the title that the majority of your fellow Americans decided that you should retain?
Oh yes, I know about the "Senator" scenario. We all do. It is just that, should you yield to the temptation offered by that scenario, a relationship already fraught with irreconcilable differences would pass breaking point. It would head for a bridge to nowhere, if you will.
We cannot be together anymore. It would be best if we agreed that you return to Alaska, and do all of that wonderful work we have heard so much about, even if we had some trouble believing it.
