Roberts botched the Oath of Office

Illuminati creep. Oh ooopsie. Oh, not important. Oh ha ha ha. - Ed.

Barack Obama handled the situation with graceful aplomb. From my live-blogging:

The Chief Justice in fact screwed up the oath. The Constitution requires:

"I do solemnly swear (or affirm) that I will faithfully execute the office of President of the United States, and will to the best of my ability, preserve, protect and defend the Constitution of the United States."

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